This guy emailed me this picture of himself, which I have edited to protect his identity:
I hadn't asked to see his junk. So I took it upon myself to photoshop him into different adventures. The only requirements are that his eyes and penis be obscured in a humorous way. Bonus if the photoshopping looks like it was done by a special needs four-year-old with MS Paint. Enjoy!
*If you would like to make a Penis Guy submission of your own, email it to me at Peenguy@gmail.com. I reserve the right to accept or reject any submissions, since I am the ruler of PenisGuyLand. Yes, I did just say that.