Holy jeezis. I'm laughing too hard for it to be okay.
You should go back through the community and see what suggestions people came up with in the comments for each post. I recall there being some gems... though "penis guy cannot tell a lie..." is pretty unstoppable.
Geez, I inadvertently refrain from LJ for almost three weeks, and I miss this.
I created all of those in one long night, up until 9 a.m. That was in the summer of 2006. I remember the sounds of birds beginning to chatter as the sun came up, and one of my housemates getting up and strolling past my door. That's when I realized I had gotten myself into way more than I had intended.
If I get Photoshop, I'll try and make more during the summer, though hopefully without such long stretches.