|Thrown together in 20 minutes just because I missed him so much.
||[Jan. 23rd, 2008|04:39 am]
The Adventures of Penis Guy
Paging Doctor Penis Guy:|
Totally still laughed. A lot.
Penis Guy does that. I've missed him.
It's been sad to not have Photoshop since I got the laptop. I can't stay up until 9 a.m. making a dozen awful Penis Guy creations anymore.
Glad to see him back in action, though.
Are you a PC kid or a Mac kid? If it's the former I might be able to help you out.
A PC kid. Though, what with all the nitpicky problems I've had with them for years, I'm tempted to become a Mac kid. But with my laptop barely a year old, I won't be changing over anytime soon.
Address, please. The US Postal Service and I shall conspire to provide you with the means to create new Penis Guy adventures.
That sounds excellent, and I will send you a swarm of little exploding hearts that will eclipse the sun like a plague of crimson locusts.
I live in Apartment A of the esteemed building 2108 on Murray Avenue, in the great city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, the newfangled numerical assignation for this area being 15217.
If my paranoid technique of attempting to thwart a junk-mail assault by obscuring the syntax of my address doesn't come off so well, I can retype it in the usual fashion.
I have thwarted your attempt and am now alerting my army of spam-bots of your location. Expect them soon. It would probably be a good idea to have a pizza handy.
He never really left, he was just on vacation, waving his penis at people somewhere abroad.